Posted 2 hours ago
  1. (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  2. Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  3. Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  4. Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  5. Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  6. Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  7. (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  8. Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  9. (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  10. Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  11. Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  12. Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  13. (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
Posted 4 hours ago

everything personal♡


everything personal♡

Posted 4 hours ago


google street view is the best, example:


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Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.


Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

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wen a hot man do the sing song image


wen a hot man do the sing song

Posted 4 hours ago


I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just